Video: A Staples Center net's paean to Blake Griffin

Your humble narrator clearly has the music tastes of someone who was born 197 years ago (the highlight of my weekend was finding a used LP of this album for five bucks), and while Autotune gives me acne and drum machines make me want to throw things, even I can admit that this was nicely done.

It's a tribute to All-Star Clippers forward Blake Griffin(notes), not in the stylized way that I poorly attempted last fall, but sung from the point of view of a Staples Center net.

Via The Basketball Jones, here it is:

Nicely done, Kathy Anderson.

And all in one take, it appears. Kudos. And you should be safe for a while, Staples Center nets. Because Blake and the Clippers won't play in Los Angeles again until Feb. 25. And that's a fake "road" game against the Lakers.

Seriously, this is very well done. She even mentions "Aaron Afflalo" without losing a step, and that's just the aural portion.

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