Laker forward Ron Artest(notes) dove into the stands on Sunday while chasing a loose ball. His primary victim had his head down, clueless about the approaching Lakers' defensive mastermind, and had his coffee spilled as a result. And, I'm sorry, we've no sympathy for the un-caffeinated guy, who goes by "Bob."
Ron Artest? He was quite sympathetic about it, mainly because the man he dove into was wearing a shirt that could be easily stained by coffee. He even mentioned this to the Spurs fan in their short time together, as Bob told ABC's Lisa Salters that Artest "said he was sorry that I had a white shirt on."