New idea: Let's count each 30-second interval during which Darko Milicic stoically sways to pop songs like "Party Rock Anthem" by LMFAO as equivalent to one point, 0.66 rebounds and 0.25 blocked shots. Then, let's have Darko listen to pop songs for the next two months. By the end of the season, statistical evidence will preclude us from being able to call Darko a bust anymore, and we'll have all gotten to watch hours upon hours of way-more-arresting-than-it-should-be video of Darko listening to pop music. Total win-win.
Also, thank you, Darko, for not being rockist. We might not all agree with your evaluation of "Party Rock Anthem" as "not bad," but I think we can all agree that your willingness to judge it on its merits, rather than penalizing it for not being Dylan or Springsteen, is admirable. You've got an open mind and a willing heart, Darko. We appreciate it.
Video via the official YouTube channel of the Minnesota Timberwolves, who have a pretty serious production squadron.
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