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Do you have a spare $9 million dollars laying around? If so you can buy a "Used Chip Kelly - Not Working" on Los Angeles based Craigslist!
The post reads as follows:
We are selling a used Chip Kelly in broken condition. This antique might still have some value as a fun Christmas present for your ailing, desperate, and gullible football program. It comes pre-loaded with 100 snarky quotes like "the wishbone was successful too" and "we're just trying to have a good Monday."
However, after nearly two years, we haven't gotten the most important parts of it to work. Its previous owners were also dissatisfied with it and we thought it'd need a good home and some TLC. It turns out that it is broken beyond repair, so we are selling AS-IS and for PARTS ONLY. We imagine you can find some workable pieces in here if you are looking for 5-tight-end play designs and are in need of tearing down your roster to its bones.
While it is not functional, it could make a nice set piece. Putting this on your coffee table for decoration is sure to spark memories of elite offenses and fun playcalls. Do note, though, that although it comes with preloaded quotes, its functionality is so broken that it will refuse to directly answer any of your questions and will almost certainly get dangerously close to insulting you if you try.
We are selling this for $9M obo. We recognize this is a steep price, but memories and status are priceless, even if functionality is shot.
So, if you're looking for a potential investment, maybe it is time to shake the couch cushions and empty the piggy bank for your very own Chip Kelly!
"Used" Chip Kelly for sale on Los Angeles area Craigslist originally appeared on NBC Sports Northwest