September 29, 2011
The headbutt trend that has been caving in chests around the world this season has reached American shores and given an MLS twist. In just the 11th minute of Salt Lake's match against Chicago, Kyle Beckerman (a.k.a. Ras Trent) took exception to a shove in the back and responded by delivering a wicked headbutt uppercut to Daniel Paladini. Beckerman was sent off and Chicago went on to win 3-0.
Getting headbutted in the chest is bad enough, but getting headbutted under the chin with a mess of Caucasian dreadlocks is something no human being deserves. Jah does not approve.