A few days ago, Barcelona's Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Gerard Pique were pictured doing whatever that is you see above. Much giggling and sexuality questioning ensued all across the Internets.
So as the question of what exactly was going on between these two persisted for some very, very bored people, one female reporter actually took the question to Zlatan himself. And, according to El Mundo, he responded thusly:
"Come to my house with your sister and see if I'm queer."
I'm assuming he meant that as a jibe at the reporter, but I'm not ruling out the possibility that he and Pique just want an audience. Either way, I say let them do whatever it is they're doing. And just be thankful Carles Puyol's hair isn't involved.
Video of the exchange between irritated Ibra and the lady reporter right this way...