It's November, so now seems as good a time as any to check in on Sammy Sosa's status:
Just seen this on my IG feed and I swear, I hope I run into Sammy Sosa because I need to ask him a few questions. pic.twitter.com/QGRZbW8a4F
— Erika Fernandez (@CurlsAndSports) November 7, 2017
WHAT THE HELL?
That's just a bad photo, right?
Faltan 4 días para el Gran Cumpleaños de Sammy Sosa en París!!! pic.twitter.com/gnHzn1BqWl
— FRANKLIN MIRABAL (@Elreydelaradio) November 7, 2017
OH. MY. GOD.
Life after baseball has not been very, very good to Sammy.
Sosa last made a notable round on social media back in July when he appeared as a Pepto Bismol-colored dude on ESPN:
Sammy Sosa out here lookin like Pepto Bismal. pic.twitter.com/1xdKo84Bko
— OXTAIL GAWD (@ThatDudeMCFLY) July 13, 2017
It also appears as if there is a new photo entry for the "Neapolitan Sammy":
Sammy Sosa really living his life as a one man Neapolitan Ice Cream pic.twitter.com/enU75FS5ML
— 🦃l' QWERTY Bastard (@TheDiLLon1) July 13, 2017
Was this London/Paris photo just a byproduct of a weird flash on the camera?
Is Slammin' Sammy just tryna look more like Bob the Brain from "Stranger Things 2"?
Who wore the Bob Newby mask better: Sammy Sosa or Sean Astin? pic.twitter.com/aCgKKF5UFc
— Scott Krinch (@scottiekrinch) November 7, 2017
I'm afraid we'll never get actual answers to these questions. So let's just enjoy social media's reaction to Sosa's latest transformation:
Sammy Sosa outchea looking like Flabber from Beetleborgs. pic.twitter.com/Yc8i39P396
— Cornflake (@Jimmy2Toes_) November 7, 2017
A Sammy Sosa 30 For 30 has a lot to explain. pic.twitter.com/PAsk3JnEd8
— Adam Howes (@Howsito) November 7, 2017
convinced sammy has no friends or family.. pic.twitter.com/RtSHs2nhJq
— TRUESTARZ_ZEEK 🐵 (@KingZeek_) November 7, 2017
Sammy Sosa's transition from baseball superstar to "creepy white uncle who dabs at family outings" is nearly complete. pic.twitter.com/mVlByee8HE
— Caleb Hoover (@LiLHuvziVert) November 7, 2017
This has been your latest Sammy Sosa update.