On the latest episode of Who Is America?, Sacha Baron Cohen, posing as a former Mossad agent, got former Vice President Dick Cheney to sign what he called his “waterboarding kit.” Cohen then put the kit up for auction on eBay, writing, “Here is a rare opportunity to own a WATER BOARD BOTTLE SIGNED BY The Godfather of the sport - American war hero and all-around mensch, Vice President DICK CHENEY.”
The post also states, “The bottle is made from Military Grade High Density Polyethylene (HDPE), meaning that as well as Water Boarding, it can be used to Dr. Pepper Board, Clorox Board or even Urine Board potential terrorists or annoying neighbors.”
After signing the jug, Cheney said, “Well, that’s a first. That’s the first time I’ve ever signed a water bottle used for waterboarding. Very valuable.”
Bids on the “interrogation device” reached as high as $3,801, with all proceeds going to Amnesty International. But unfortunately, it seems as though the post has been taken down.