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The Rush: NBA might play at Disney World while Paul Pierce finds out the truth hurts

The NBA may have already decided where games will be played should the season resume (and the choice is downright magical), live sports will return to Las Vegas on May 30 when Tyron Woodley fights Gilbert Burns in the octagon, and in June, the NWSL will become the first team sports league to return to America, featuring one of President Trump’s favorite foils. PLUS: Quarantine has The Truth in his feelings, the ceiling on Space Mountain is too low, and is that a sex doll in the stands or are you just happy to see Korean soccer?

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PAUL PIERCE: Somehow you got to try to find your peace through all of this. Sometimes I just like to come by, sit by the ocean, find a little peace.

[WIND BLOWING]

JARED QUAY: That was Paul Pierce a month ago. But after yesterday, he going to need to visit 10 oceans to find some peace. We'll tell you what truth The Truth got in trouble for telling a little later. But first--

PATRICK MAHOMES: I'm going to Disney World.

JARED QUAY: Players usually don't go to Disney World until they won the 'ship. But the NBA may do things backwards because of the 'rona. The league reportedly views the Magic Kingdom as a clear front runner to host games if the season resumes. Meaning they might have to raise the ceiling on Space Mountain. Florida ain't the only state open for business, either. Dana White revealed that Woodley/Burns will be held May 30 in Las Vegas.

- Vegas!

- Vegas!

JARED QUAY: So now that we know where we'll play, what will be back first? If you thought MLB, think again. The players and owners are too busy fighting in the press about money to take advantage. So this summer, the ladies are going to lead the way.

- Ready to party!

JARED QUAY: The NWSL will be the first American sports league to return back to action. Meaning in June, you may be able to watch Megan Rapinoe score on somebody other than our president.

- Ohhhhhh!

JARED QUAY: Retired NBA star Paul Pierce named his personal top five of the NBA yesterday. And LeBron did not make that list!

PAUL PIERCE: That's my top five. Argue with it.

- Hell, no.

JARED QUAY: Allegedly, P-Double and LeBron James had some beef back in the day. So Twitter is pissed. It thinks he's just being straight up petty. Tell us what you think @YahooSports on the Twitters. One thing is clear, though, sports are not happening with fans in the stands. One Korean soccer team came up with a solution-- sex dolls?

- Say what now?

JARED QUAY: See, what had happened was, some of the fans noticed that the mannequins had a little advertisement representing the adult toy store. The team said they meant to order regular busted mannequins, but somehow accidentally ordered sex dolls instead. First off, you can't accidentally buy a sex doll. They're like $1,000 each. And I definitely didn't just look that up on my work laptop.

Second of all, why are there only lady sex dolls? Sex dolls can be men, too. See, this soccer team managed to be sexist to both women and men. They got sex doll men. You don't want to-- you don't want a whole stadium of sex doll women instead of sex doll men. Y'all need to be balanced, all right? You need to be 50/50, maybe 51/49, but that's it.