The Rush: The Lakers eat deer and Dan Campbell reveals his cuisine of choice in Detroit
In their first meeting of the season, the Lakers take down the Bucks, The Times UK is reporting the Tokyo games could be moved to 2032 (!) amidst COVID-19 concerns, and three NFL franchises tabbed their next head coaches, including a wild introductory press conference in Detroit.
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- Three on the shot clock. James with the long 3.
- LeBron, he saw it. And watch him call it. He's going to call it.
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JARED QUAY: The Lakers didn't fear the deer last night because they beat the Bucks in Milwaukee to take over the best record in the NBA.
- KC, 3 again! Kentavious Caldwell-Pope!
JARED QUAY: But the Bucks have dropped two straight, and a win ain't coming any time soon because their Friday game against the Wizards has already been postponed.
- Why?
- Why?
JARED QUAY: You already know. C to the O-V-I-D. COVID is ruining everything. Remember how the 2020 Olympics got postponed to 2021? Well, "The Times" UK is reporting it ain't going to be this year either. Instead, the Tokyo games are being rescheduled for 2032.
- Damn!
JARED QUAY: I know. The athletes about to be old as hell. Simone Biles is going to be 35, which is like 93 in athlete years. May as well be called the Senior Games.
Wait a minute, what was that? Not postponed? Just canceled? Damn. Yo, cancel culture finally got the Olympics. Yo, it's on a roll.
While the good NFL teams are getting ready for the shift, the bad ones are rolling out their new head coaches. The Jets introduced Robert Saleh, and the Eagles introduced Nick Sirianni. But neither of them are worth talking about right now because they didn't say this--
DAN CAMPBELL: We're going to kick you in the teeth, all right? And when you punch us back, we're going to smile at you. And when you knock us down, we're going to get up.
JARED QUAY: That's new Lions Head Coach Dan Campbell, and he's not done.
DAN CAMPBELL: We're going to take your other kneecap, and we're going to get up. And then it's going to take three shots to get us down. And when we do, we're going to take another hunk out of you. Before long, we're going to be the last one standing.
JARED QUAY: Surprisingly, that outtake from "Duck Dynasty" made me think about someone else, Eric Bieniemy. His LinkedIn page is fire. I mean, he's a Super Bowl winner. Players like him, and he coaches up young talent. I mean, what else do NFL teams want?
Do you want his laptop password? Hey, his social security number and his pin. Maybe they want to go to his like--
