Report: The goats Robert Sarver put in former Suns GM’s office defecated only a little

Dan Feldman

In 2017, Suns owner Robert Sarver had live goats – signifying his team getting a Greatest Of All Time – put into then-general manager Ryan McDonough’s office. The goats reportedly defecated “all over.”

Sam Amick of USA Today:

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to be fair, sources also say the amount of fecal matter was exaggerated, and that it was akin to a cat doing its business inside a litter box.

This is chicken-tortilla-soup-level, elite follow-up reporting.

It’s also an excuse for me to tell you to read Amick’s excellent story on Suns coach Monty Williams – which includes how Williams handled the death of his wife, his remarriage and why he struck an unlikely bond with Sarver.

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