Please stand by, my babies

It's like my Uncle Alvis used to say: "When things are going haywire, just search Getty Images for 'monster basketball.'"

As you might've noticed, BDL's been sidetracked by some Internet-related difficulties today. (Mostly, just that the Internet is so difficult. How do you win the Internet? Wish I knew.) We sent KD out for some fresh papaya — you know how much he enjoys fresh papaya — as we work it out.

Lighter-than-normal posting will resume soon. Hang tight — or hang loose, entirely up to you — and use this time wisely.

My suggestion: Monster-proof your basket stanchions. Dudes bring thunder.

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