Meet Dana Marquez: Stoic Auburn man 'not impressed' with Iron Bowl miracle

OK, so Marquez was surely happy about Auburn's win. But, as Pat Forde puts it, his actual response was almost Vulcan in emotion control.

So, of course, the next logical step was creating a gallery with Marquez being unimpressed with famous (or infamous) moments, right? Tweet your submissions to @YahooSports and they could end up in the gallery!

Auburn cornerback Chris Davis (11) returns a field goal attempt over 100 yards to beat Alabama during the second half of an NCAA college football game in Auburn, Ala., Saturday, Nov. 30, 2013. Auburn beat Alabama 34-28. (AP Photo/Butch Dill)
Auburn cornerback Chris Davis (11) returns a field goal attempt over 100 yards to beat Alabama during the second half of an NCAA college football game in Auburn, Ala., Saturday, Nov. 30, 2013. Auburn beat Alabama 34-28. (AP Photo/Butch Dill)
Auburn cornerback Chris Davis (11) returns a field goal attempt over 100 yards to beat Alabama during the second half of an NCAA college football game in Auburn, Ala., Saturday, Nov. 30, 2013. Auburn beat Alabama 34-28. (AP Photo/Butch Dill)
Dana Marquez was not impressed by the "Miracle on Ice." (Yahoo Sports photo illustration)
Dana Marquez was not impressed by the "Miracle on Ice." (Yahoo Sports photo illustration)
Dana Marquez was not impressed by the "Miracle on Ice." (Yahoo Sports photo illustration)
Aubun "not impressed" guy with Miley Cyrus. Yahoo Sports photo illustration.
Aubun "not impressed" guy with Miley Cyrus. Yahoo Sports photo illustration.
Aubun "not impressed" guy with Miley Cyrus. Yahoo Sports photo illustration.
Aubun "not impressed" guy with the Royal Baby. Yahoo Sports photo illustration.
Aubun "not impressed" guy with the Royal Baby. Yahoo Sports photo illustration.
Aubun "not impressed" guy with the Royal Baby. Yahoo Sports photo illustration.
Aubun "not impressed" guy with the Red Sox. Yahoo Sports photo illustration.
Aubun "not impressed" guy with the Red Sox. Yahoo Sports photo illustration.
Aubun "not impressed" guy with the Red Sox. Yahoo Sports photo illustration.

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