If the Dodgers-D-backs fight were pro wrestling

Tuesday's bench-clearing battle between the Los Angeles Dodgers and the Arizona Diamondbacks was like a big pro wrestling battle royal. It had foes getting tossed into rails, towering behemoths ready to snap and people on each side thrown to the ground. We couldn't help but cast this baseball skirmish as if it were a pro wrestling rumble. Here are some the main participants and their corresponding pro wrestling characters.


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Ian Kennedy

Sheamus as Ian Kennedy: A fiery foe.

Don Mattingly

Jake "The Snake" Roberts as Don Mattingly: A crafty veteran who can kick butt.

Alan Trammell

Bobby "The Brain" Heenan as Alan Trammell: Probably shouldn't be in the middle of a fight.

Matt Williams

John Cena as Matt Williams: Trying to be the peacemaker.

Kirk Gibson

Tully Blanchard as Kirk Gibson: Full of grit.

Juan Uribe

Yokozuna as Juan Uribe: Large and coming after you.

Adrian Gonzalez

Tito Santana as Adrian Gonzalez: Always the good guy.

Vin Scully

Gorilla Monsoon as Vin Scully: The man to give this bout a classic call.