Tuesday's bench-clearing battle between the Los Angeles Dodgers and the Arizona Diamondbacks was like a big pro wrestling battle royal. It had foes getting tossed into rails, towering behemoths ready to snap and people on each side thrown to the ground. We couldn't help but cast this baseball skirmish as if it were a pro wrestling rumble. Here are some the main participants and their corresponding pro wrestling characters.
Sheamus as Ian Kennedy: A fiery foe.
Jake "The Snake" Roberts as Don Mattingly: A crafty veteran who can kick butt.
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan as Alan Trammell: Probably shouldn't be in the middle of a fight.
John Cena as Matt Williams: Trying to be the peacemaker.
Tully Blanchard as Kirk Gibson: Full of grit.
Yokozuna as Juan Uribe: Large and coming after you.
Tito Santana as Adrian Gonzalez: Always the good guy.
Gorilla Monsoon as Vin Scully: The man to give this bout a classic call.