Boston Red Sox beards

The squalid beards are mere facades. Do not be fooled. While the Boston Red Sox continue to make facial-hair history by growing the most dreadful collection of beards this side of a hockey locker room, they're leeching attention from a far more important cranial feature: what's inside their heads.
Jeff Passan

Check out the growing beards of the Boston Red Sox!


Boston Red Sox Jonny Gomes prepares in the dugout before facing the Toronto Blue Jays in their MLB American League East baseball game in Boston, Massachusetts, September 22, 2013. REUTERS/Dominick Reuter (UNITED STATES - Tags: SPORT BASEBALL)
Boston Red Sox Gomes prepares in the dugout before facing the Toronto Blue Jays in their MLB American League East baseball game in Boston
Boston Red Sox Jonny Gomes prepares in the dugout before facing the Toronto Blue Jays in their MLB American League East baseball game in Boston, Massachusetts, September 22, 2013. REUTERS/Dominick Reuter (UNITED STATES - Tags: SPORT BASEBALL)
Red Sox pitcher Ryan Dempster, right, high fives catcher Jarrod Saltalamacchia, left, after the final out of the game. The Boston Red Sox take on the Tampa Bay Rays in Game One of the ALDS at Fenway Park. (Photo by Jim Davis/The Boston Globe via Getty Images)
Red Sox pitcher Ryan Dempster, right, high fives catcher Jarrod Saltalamacchia, left, after the final out of the game. The Boston Red Sox take on the Tampa Bay Rays in Game One of the ALDS at Fenway Park. (Photo by Jim Davis/The Boston Globe via Getty Images)
Red Sox pitcher Ryan Dempster, right, high fives catcher Jarrod Saltalamacchia, left, after the final out of the game. The Boston Red Sox take on the Tampa Bay Rays in Game One of the ALDS at Fenway Park. (Photo by Jim Davis/The Boston Globe via Getty Images)

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