The soccer world is one big family, right? A family decorates its home with photos - some fetching and some downright embarrassing. To contemplate the coifs of the players competing in Brazil this summer is to come face to face with some world-class hair. But alas, not every player has the fashion sense of a David Beckham. These unfortunate players beg the question: who's this guy's stylist?
The U.S. midfielder is tough as nails but you wouldn’t get that by looking at him. His trademark dreadlocks suggest a Jamaican shore, with reggae in the background. We think the look suits him but worry that if anything happened to his hair, Beckerman might lose his powers. (Getty Images) Danijel Pranjić plays for Greek club Panathinaikos as well as for Croatia. Clearly, his stylist put plenty of love and care into designing this Mohawk, which is like a work of art. It’s so symmetrical and clean. It goes well with Pranjic’s bone structure. We approve. (Milos Bicanski/Getty Images) Mario Balotelli hair animation Kevin-Prince Boateng of Schalke in action during the Bundesliga match between FC Schalke 04 and 1. FC Nuernberg held at Veltins-Arena on May 10, 2014 in Gelsenkirchen, Germany. (Dean Mouhtaropoulos/Getty Images) Masato Morishige of FC Tokyo in action during the J.League match between Urawa Red Diamonds and FC Tokyo at Saitama Stadium on May 3, 2014 in Saitama, Japan. (Hiroki Watanabe/Getty Images) Riyad Mahrez of Leicester City is chased by Gary O'Neil of Queens Park Rangers during the Sky Bet Championship match between Leicester City and Queens Park Rangers at The King Power Stadium on April 19, 2014 in Leicester, England. (Michael Regan/Getty Images) Michael Arroyo #15 of Ecuador celebrates his second half goal against England on June 4, 2014 during an International friendly match at SunLife Stadium Stadium in Miami Gardens, Florida. The match ended in a 2-2 tie. (Joel Auerbach/Getty Images) Geoffroy Serey Die of Ivory Coast during the friendly match between Belgium and Ivory Coast at King Boudewyn Stadium on March 5, 2013 in Brussels, Belgium (VI Images/Getty Images) Real's Cristiano Ronaldo, controls the ball, during a training session ahead of Saturday's Champions League final soccer match between Real Madrid and Atletico Madrid, in Luz stadium in Lisbon, Portugal, Friday, May 23, 2014. (AP Photo/Paulo Duarte) Jermaine Jones #13 of the United States in action against Azerbaijan during their match at Candlestick Park on May 27, 2014 in San Francisco, California. (Ezra Shaw/Getty Images) Sergio Ramos of Real Madrid celebrates scoring their first goal in stoppage time during the UEFA Champions League Final between Real Madrid and Atletico de Madrid at Estadio da Luz on May 24, 2014 in Lisbon, Portugal. (Shaun Botterill/Getty Images) Brazil's Neymar smiles at his teammate William during a practice session at the Granja Comary training center in Teresopolis, Brazil, Sunday, June 1, 2014. Brazil will travel this Sunday for the team’s warm-up against Panama on Tuesday in preparation for the World Cup soccer tournament that starts on 12 June. (Leo Correa/AP Photo) Gervinho of AS Roma celebrates after scoring the opening goal during the Serie A match between AS Roma and FC Parma at Olimpico Stadium on April 2, 2014 in Rome, Italy. (Paolo Bruno/Getty Images) Andrea Pirlo poses during Italy Official Portraits for Brazil 2014 World Cup at Coverciano on June 3, 2014 in Florence, Italy. (Claudio Villa/Getty Images) Brazil's palyers Dante, left, and David Luiz wait for a corner kick during a practice session at the Granja Comary training center in Teresopolis, Brazil, Sunday, June 1, 2014. Brazil's team will travel this Sunday for the teamâs warm-up against Panama on Tuesday in preparation for the World Cup soccer tournament that starts on 12 June. (AP Photo/Leo Correa) Blank picture frame Bayern Munich's Arjen Robben celebrates after scoring a goal against Borussia Dortmund during their German Cup (DFB Pokal) final match in Berlin May 17, 2014. REUTERS/Michael Dalder