My friend, if you just had yourself an absolutely awful week where nothing seemed to go your way, just remember...

1.The person who might just want to turn on the heat:

2.The person who is going to have to play the worst game of bobbing for apples the world has ever seen:

3.The person who learned that the best mornings start with a huge mess to clean up:

4.The person whose neighbors never let the party die:

5.The person whose washing machine is up to some shady stuff behind closed doors:

6.The person who had this absolutely classic blunder we've all experienced happen to them:

7.The person whose dryer got a cool new makeover:

8.Ol' Green Foot:

9.The person whose glasses are absolutely cooked:

10.The person who learned one of life's most valuable lessons the hard way:

11.The person who found a lil' friend in their completely eaten salad:

12.The person whose pizza went absolutely nuclear on them:

13.The person whose straw is an apt metaphor for their entire life:

14.The person who will never be comfortable pumpin' ever again:

15.The person whose ice cream is absolutely rock hard:

16.The person whose bacon is approximately 97.85% fat:

17.The person whose pharmacist might just have the most powerful stapler around:

18.The person who must cast this jacket into the flames:

19.The person whose protein shake erupted with absolutely incredible force:

20.The person who's going to have to go on a dang expedition to get their package back: