The Nordic track (channeling President Trump)

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President Trump gestures at photographers while greeting Sheikh Sabah Al-Ahmad Al-Sabah, Kuwait’s emir, at the West Wing of the White House in 2017. (Photo: Andrew Harrer/Bloomberg via Getty Images)
President Trump gestures at photographers while greeting Sheikh Sabah Al-Ahmad Al-Sabah, Kuwait’s emir, at the West Wing of the White House in 2017. (Photo: Andrew Harrer/Bloomberg via Getty Images)

Oh I’d prefer a billionaire Kuwaiti

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A Swede, a Dane, or better yet, Norwegian

To anyone from Africa or Haiti

Or any equatorial-ish region.

 

As long as we are having these discussions

Regarding who to let in through the doorway

I wouldn’t mind a few more Finns or Russians

Or people from a place like, maybe, Norway.

 

If we have to have more immigration

We need a wall against the raging hordes

While letting in more people from a nation

With reindeer and with lutefisk and fjords.

 

So you can keep your tired and your poorish

Your huddled masses don’t mean s*** to me.

Go ahead and call me crude or boorish

But I prefer blonde people who can ski.

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Yahoo News writer Jerry Adler occasionally escapes his handlers and writes scraps of light verse on the day’s events. Further examples can be found here.

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