September 26, 2011
Hello, this is a feature that will run through the entire season and aims to recap the weekend's events and boils those events down to one admittedly superficial fact or stupid opinion about each team. Feel free to complain about it.
Five games to Pierre-Luc Letourneau-Leblond(notes). TEN games to Jody Shelley(notes). And while the majority of those games were in the preseason, it sent a very clear and obvious message: Brendan Shanahan isn't here to screw around.
Media and fans alike are sighing with appropriate happiness over the new enforcement official of the NHL, he of the shiny new badge and requisite air of seriousness. Finally, here is a guy who Gets It.
The league wants to take dangerous plays like this seriously? Great. Shanahan's suspending guys who have a history of disciplinary problems longer than those who do not? Even better. It wasn't the first time in the principal's office for either player.
And that trend will continue given the indefinite suspensions to both James Wisniewski(notes) and Brad Staubitz(notes) over the weekend. Staubitz was suspended one game for an illegal hit in 2009 and Wisniewski, apart from the whole pantomime thing last year, most recently got eight for this horrible hit at the end of the 2009-10 campaign.
But there are a few questions people should be asking here.
The first is whether those two hefty suspensions already handed out — which would have been sixth and tied for second in the league, length-wise, last season — would have been quite so weighty if they had not included wholly meaningless preseason games or been to guys who are essentially goons?
(Coming Up: Dean Lombardi turns to the Red Sox for Doughty help; Devils' ownership mess; Panthers spelling fail; Saad days for Chicago; the World Cup of Hockey's return; the Avs are already banged-up; Loui Eriksson(notes), sans Richards; Derek Stepan's(notes) snipe; Kyle Turris(notes) is delusional; Blues ownership bid weirdness; San Jose's bonds issue; a man with too many Caps tats; Malkin in Beast Mode; and does Nathan Horton(notes) know his teammates are texted apologies for hits?)
Let's be honest: Shelley and Letourneau-Leblond, who averaged 6:11 and 3:28 in ice time last year, respectively, aren't going to be especially missed by their teams, and certainly not before the season even starts. (The same will go for Staubitz, with his 6:31 TOI per game last year.)
While these five- and 10-game penalties sound really nice, people are not calling them what they were: one- and five-game suspensions. No one cares about guys missing preseason games. And yeah, five games is still a decent amount, but the long arm of the law may not have gone quite far enough in sending as firm a message as people are giving him credit for.
Was Shelley's hit really not as bad as when Tom Kostopoulos(notes) ran Brad Stuart(notes) last year (six games)? Was it only slightly worse than Raffi Torres(notes) elbowing Jordan Eberle(notes) in the head (four games)?
Plus, how are preseason games weighted versus those in the regular-season? Brad Boyes(notes) got a pretty good piece of Joe Colborne's(notes) noodle on Friday night and got two preseason games for it. Would it have been more or less or the same if this had happened in February instead of September? What about the playoffs?
Another issue is that having Shanahan stand in front of a camera and say, "Here's why this happened," is all well and good, but just reading from the rule book and sticking to the same language doesn't account for what the league often reminds us are nuanced, unique situations.
While we know that players' previous suspensions are now being taken into account, we also don't know what they count for. For example, would Wisniewski's two-gamer for the gesture at Sean Avery(notes) be considered the same type of discipline problem as Shelley's two-gamer for running Adam McQuaid(notes)? Do a pair of two-game suspensions count the same as one four-gamer? These are things we don't know, and need clarity on.
There should also be serious questions about what happens for Wisniewski or Boyes, well-paid players that are expected to contribute to their clubs. One thing they're not is off-brand cement-head intimidators like the other three guys. Wisniewski scored 10 goals and is expected to quarterback the Columbus power play.
Word of the Wisniewski hit was that it wasn't particularly pretty because it may or may not have been in retaliation for a clean hit on Fedor Tyutin(notes) (there's also talk of embellishment on Cal Clutterbuck's(notes) part). Of course, the general public is still not privy to video, but we do know that the hearing will be by phone, indicating that the suspension will likely be fewer than five games.
That's a little worrying given that we've seen the league drop the gavel hard on goons and lets star players skate with slaps on the wrist for similar offenses.
I understand we're still in the nascent stages of the new disciplinary system here, but if the guy people are now calling "Sheriff Shanahan" wants to carry around the big iron and clean up the town, he has to be ready to draw on anyone and act with the necessary amount of force. And then he has to be able to better articulate why.
The league needs a Seth Bullock. The Barney Fife days have to be over.
What We Learned
Anaheim Ducks: The Ducks dressed their big top line of Corey Perry(notes), Ryan Getzlaf(notes) and Bobby Ryan(notes) against the Sharks on Friday and they still got buried 5-1. Randy Carlyle: not happy. Anaheim has lost its first two exhibition games 13-5 on aggregate.
Buffalo Sabres: The Sabres were still unbeaten in the preseason through Saturday night. Big-time W's over juggernauts like the Hurricanes, Habs B-team and Maple Leafs (twice). A fully staffed Columbus team dumped 'em 4-1 on Sunday, though.
Calgary Flames: If things stay as they are right now, your center for the line of Jarome Iginla(notes) and Alex Tanguay(notes) is Mikael Backlund(notes). Adjust your fantasy draft ranking accordingly.
Carolina Hurricanes: It's getting crowded on the Carolina blue line. There are 14 D-men listed in the linked article. Maybe if they dress all of them every night they won't bleed goals like they did last year.
Colorado Avalanche: Not a good start to the season for the Avs, who suffered through about a million injuries last year. Brandon Yip(notes) and the newly signed Jan Hejda(notes) are both out for multiple weeks.
Los Angeles Kings: Dean Lombardi recently asked Boston Red Sox general manager Theo Epstein for advice on how to sign Drew Doughty(notes). Guess what: It's because baseball has sensible second contracts built into their CBA.
Minnesota Wild: Eric Nystrom(notes) got run into by Colton Gillies(notes), his own teammate, in the neutral zone Saturday and in doing so gave up an odd-man rush that went for naught. So Nystrom got the puck, went down to the other end of the ice and scored on a rocket shot. If I'm Nystrom I start paying teammates to run me every shift and see if I can match 92 in a season.
New Jersey Devils: Hey, remember that whole "No, the Devils aren't in bad financial shape," stuff a little while back? Sure you do. So why is a guy that owns 47 percent of the team getting rid of his stake?
New York Islanders: Think the Islanders missed Mark Streit(notes)? In his first game in 17 months, he had a goal and two apples as the Isles routed New Jersey. This just a few days after he became the first Swiss captain in league history. Solid week.
New York Rangers: Beautiful snipe by Derek Stepan. That kid can play.
Phoenix Coyotes: Kyle Turris is, yes, still holding out because he still wants between $3 million and $4 million a year. You didn't read one word of that incorrectly. Said GM Don Maloney: "His position is just so illogical; from our standpoint, it makes absolutely no sense." Burn.
San Jose Sharks: The bail bonds company that has people in its shirts sit behind the Sharks' bench has been banned from doing so this upcoming season, and now the company is considering a lawsuit based on the — get this — constitutionality of the ban. Where's Bill Alfonso when you need him?
Vancouver Canucks: The Canucks are so injury-phobic that they're keeping their veterans out of as many preseason games as possible. But now those vets are kinda starting to feel like they should be getting in at least a few, y'know? Through Sunday's game, the Sedins haven't made a preseason appearance.
Winnipeg Jets: Claude Noel is trying to teach the Jets how to have fun. That means puck possession. For a team on its third coach in as many years, gotta think they won't really have a huge handle on it in the early going.
Gold Star Award
This report says they might bring back the World Cup of Hockey, which is really awesome. That means more hockey in the summers sometimes. Who wouldn't love that?
Minus of the Weekend
Before this season, he would have gotten the elbows up too.
Play of the Weekend
Holy mackinaw indeed.
Perfect HFBoards Trade Proposal of the Week
User "JayP812" is trying to shake things up for the Sharks' top line:
To San Jose:
RW Jarome Iginla
Barclay, Barry, Bert. … Bort?