December 08, 2010
Here are your Puck Headlines: a glorious collection of news and views collected from the greatest blogosphere in sports and the few, the proud, the mainstream hockey media.
• Via TSN, the "lost" poem of Roberto Luongo, in which the Vancouver Canucks goalie spins prose about The Green Men of Vancouver and their uncomfortably revealing outfits. [TSN; and witness his previous poem here.]
• Alex Ovechkin(notes) is now a spokesmodel for Gillette, which means he needs to shed his Neanderthallic image and remain clean-shaven. From Dan Levy: "Seriously, he might think about using the razor on the entire head and staring from scratch. It couldn't hurt." [Press Coverage]
• Alexei Kovalev: Fourth-liner. [Ottawa Sun]
• Lou Lamoriello gives New Jersey Devils coach John MacLean a vote of confidence, and that the team is "staying the course." From Lou: "I don't think anybody feels good about the way we stand and right now it's not something that anybody is going to panic about. We, very simplistically, have to work our way out of it. We can't just do it by hard work. We have to not worry about anything other than what our roles are and do it together." [Fire & Ice]
• In praise of Sidney Crosby(notes): "What he has invented on and off the ice throughout the Pittsburgh Penguins organization is unordinary, and much more important than what Gretzky stood for six years into his career." [Everything Pittsburgh]
• Brilliance from Down Goes Brown on a hockey fan's guide to modern TV technology: "Problem: I recorded my favourite team's game and decided to watch all their goals, fights and big hits, but I ended up just fast forwarding and fast forwarding until the game was over." "Solution: Stop cheering for the Ottawa Senators." [DGB]
• Dangerous Hockey had taken the fight to Matthew Barnaby, getting no less an authority as ESPN Customer Care on the case. [DH]
• Steve Sullivan(notes) of the Nashville Predators on facing the Detroit Red Wings Wednesday night: "They are the benchmark everyone shoots for. ... When everyone looks and says, 'How good do you have to be?' You have to beat Detroit." [Tennessean]
• On Logan Couture's(notes) outstanding play for the San Jose Sharks: "Hopefully, Logan Couture can continue his stellar play, and help lead this team back to a land where a two game winning streak is not impossibility. That being said, we cannot have the Sharks' veterans sitting idly by and looking to Couture as some sort of savior." [Blades of Teal]
• Kitchener Rangers Jason Akeson scored a game-winning goal in pretty spectacular fashion Tuesday night.
• Sea Bass on Milan Lucic(notes): "When he gets thinking about doing too much out there, that's when he gets himself into trouble. He's just got to remember his skill set is different than a lot of other players in the league. It's just not as flashy as some other players, but it certainly creates some room and opportunities for himself and his linemates." [THN]
• BREAKING: Teams that win draw more fans than when they lose. [From The Rink]
• Finally, via Alex I. one of the single greatest hockey commercials in the history of all-time ever: "Charlotte Checkers Michal Jordan(notes), Mike Murphy(notes) and Riley Nash(notes) show us how to use the Perfect Fit Button from TeleBrands. More than $20,000 in products will be given away to the first 2,000 fans at Friday's game against the Hershey Bears."