Shiancoe seeking unlimited exposure

Michael Silver
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When it comes to name recognition, Minnesota Vikings tight end Visanthe Shiancoe(notes) has yet to reach his potential. Though the 29-year-old is coming off a breakout season in which he caught a team-leading 11 touchdown passes from a living legend, Schiancoe is still incognito to many NFL fans.

It's not a stretch to say he's better known for the surprise episode of Northern Exposure filmed in the Vikes' locker room after a victory over the Detroit Lions late in the '08 season than for the fact that he has caught more TD passes over the past two seasons (18) than every NFL player except Larry Fitzgerald(notes) (25) and Randy Moss(notes) (24).

Yet when it comes to recognizing the names of teammates – well, Shiancoe has some issues in that department, too. Consider this story from the Vikings' training camp in Mankato, Minn., last summer: Coach Brad Childress had brought in a media consultant, as he does every year, to speak to the players about projecting the best possible public image. During a full-squad meeting, the consultant asked the eminently quotable Shiancoe to demonstrate some of the interview techniques she'd described – specifically, how to box a player into a corner through strategic questioning – by summoning a teammate of his choice to the front of the auditorium.

Shiancoe figured he'd go for the juiciest possible scenario by putting the team's presumptive starting quarterback on the spot. There was just one problem.

"Come on up, Sage Rosen …" Shiancoe said, his voice trailing off into a half-hearted mumble.

"FELS!" the audience yelled, completing the name Shiancoe had clearly forgotten.

"Everybody was laughing, especially Sage [Rosenfels, for those of you scoring at home]," Shiancoe recalled Thursday. "When he got up there his face was bright red. I grilled him, too – I asked, 'If Brett Favre(notes) comes in here and takes your job, how will it make you feel?' "

Said Minnesota kicker Ryan Longwell(notes): "Hilarious moment – well, maybe not for Sage."

A few weeks later Rosenfels had to confront the uncomfortable development Shiancoe had foreshadowed, and soon everyone knew the name of the Vikings' starting quarterback. Now, with yet another offseason of uncertainty surrounding the future Hall of Famer's plans – "Favre-a-palooza," as Shiancoe calls it – the tight end and his teammates are all being asked the same question in every context imaginable.

"I don't care if I go to 7-Eleven or any other place you can name – before people ask me how I am, they ask me if Brett's coming back," Shiancoe says. "That question is my life. I don't have the answer, but I hope he does come back, so we can finish up our unfinished business."

That, of course, is a reference to last January's 31-28 overtime defeat to the New Orleans Saints in the NFC championship game. Though the Vikings are loaded with talent – Shiancoe calls them a "dream team" – neither Rosenfels nor former starter Tarvaris Jackson(notes) has proven that he is anything close to approaching a Super Bowl-worthy passer.

That means the whole state of Minnesota will wait on Favre, who turns 41 in October, and pray that he's got another fantastic season left in him.

Meanwhile, Shiancoe is trying to make sure he's as physically prepared for the grind as possible.

"He treats his body like a temple," says Saints safety Darren Sharper(notes), a former Vikings teammate of Shiancoe's. "He loves to work out."

A few days after the NFC championship game defeat, Shiancoe began preparing for 2010, mostly with intense stretching exercises designed to keep his muscles toned. The 6-foot-4 Shiancoe, whose playing weight ranged from 235 to 242 pounds in '09, plans to beef up to 245 this season, yet he claims he'll be quicker and more explosive.

"I'll have more lean mass than before, which will make me faster," he says. "I've increased my food intake and increased my workouts. That's the way I am – in the offseason, I can't even take a week off. It sounds like I'm trying to be a he-man, but if you stop working that's when you start to lose it. I used to watch Michael Strahan(notes) when I played for the Giants, and that's something I picked up from him: You've always got to critique your craft."

If Shiancoe sounds a bit obsessive about his body – well, let's just say he's not alone. Thanks to the inadvertent network slip that showed a full frontal view of the briefly naked Shiancoe as team owner Zygi Wilf gave a postgame speech following that Dec. 2008 game at Detroit's Ford Field, Shiancoe has been catapulted into search-engine immortality.

He found out about his impending fame when fellow tight end Jeff Dugan(notes) showed him a screen shot of the FOX broadcast on his cell phone as the two were walking to the team bus. "Then things got crazy," Shiancoe recalls. "Chicks were calling – you name it, I've heard it – and before I knew it, it was on 'The View.'

"Even now, girls will Google me or look me up on Yahoo! [search], and they'll come back like, 'Oooh, I've seen this, I've seen that.' Or I can tell they looked it up, but they won't say anything till much later. All I can do is shake my head and [be thankful] I didn't just come out of the cold tub. Because it'll live forever. I already know that."

Apparently, Shiancoe's cameo was impressive enough to provoke the interest of at least one adult-film producer.

"I don't entertain those type of propositions," Shiancoe says, laughing. "That's all I'll say about that."

Shiancoe's popularity extends to the world of fantasy football; the Pro Bowl alternate had 56 receptions for 566 yards to go along with the career-high TD mark. Those numbers are especially impressive considering that he caught a combined 35 balls in his first four NFL seasons with the Giants.

Shiancoe and Favre connected for 11 TDs last season.
(Michael Conroy/AP Photo)

Drafted in the third round out of Morgan State in 2003, Shiancoe found himself stuck behind Pro Bowl tight end Jeremy Shockey(notes) before signing a free-agent deal with the Vikings in '07. He admits he became impatient at times, "but I was behind one of the best tight ends in the NFL – no, the best tight end – and I got to watch him, see how it was done and save my body for later in my career. A lot of what I'm doing right now was taught to me by Shockey."

Favre, too, deserves a big assist. The man who helped make tight ends Mark Chmura and Bubba Franks(notes) into highly productive pass-catchers in Green Bay continued that trend with Shiancoe, which is one of the many reasons, with all due respect to 'Sage Rosen … ,' he'll wait patiently for the legend to make up his mind about 2010.

"Of course, we would like to know what Brett's going to do," Shiancoe says. "Forget training camp – if a veteran tells you he likes training camp, that dude is lying, period. Brett's [40] years old and he's in the system he's been in for years upon years upon years upon years. … Does a guy like that really need training camp?

"Given how important he was to our team last year, we're more than willing to wait."


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