Palmer mostly mum regarding disgruntled WRs

Michael Silver
Yahoo! Sports

Carson Palmer dropped back to pass, set his feet and surveyed his options. There were two of them, each just happy to be there. Palmer threw to a spot and smiled.

Homer and Chunk, the rottweilers that belong to the Cincinnati Bengals quarterback, took off in hot pursuit across the baseball diamond of a La Jolla, Calif., park.

"I love throwing to my dogs," Palmer said by telephone Thursday morning. "They will do anything to get that ball back to me. I mean, they will literally have a heart attack and die before they stop running."

Then Palmer, a man whose sense of humor is as sharp as his passes, took a playful dig at his tandem of Pro Bowl receivers, Chad Johnson and T.J. Houshmandzadeh.

"I put an 85 jersey on one (dog) and an 84 jersey on the other," Palmer said. "They fight over who gets the ball. It really relates well to the football field."

Yet Palmer is too diplomatic to say what he and most of his teammates are surely feeling right now – that Johnson's conspicuous and provocative expressions of his unhappiness in Cincinnati have become a major annoyance, and the problem seems destined to escalate.

This is a train wreck in waiting, but of immediate importance to Palmer is that neither Johnson nor Houshmandzadeh is likely to show up next week when the Bengals begin their voluntary offseason conditioning program. Palmer isn't overly stressed out about the impending absence of Houshmandzadeh, who caught a league-best 112 passes last season and sticks to a strict offseason training regimen in Los Angeles.

As for Johnson, last seen publicly pining for a trade to the Dallas Cowboys and the chance to play with (gulp) his apparent role model in disruptiveness, Terrell Owens, Palmer clearly doesn't want to be drawn into a controversy that shows no signs of abating.

"I'm not going to get involved in what's going on (with Johnson)," Palmer said. "I haven't talked to him. All I know is that I'm leaving Sunday for Cincinnati, and if he's there, great. If he's not there, I'll throw to the guys that are there and we'll try to get better together.

"I'll work with Marcus Maxwell, Bennie Brazell, Antonio Chatman and whoever else is there, and we'll try to get our routes and timing down for the season. If Chad shows up, great – he'll get better with all of us. If not, I don't know what's going to happen."

It's impossible to say for sure, but with the Bengals seemingly dug in against the possibility of giving Johnson what he wants – more money or a trade to another team – we all know where this is heading.

T.O. 2005, meet Ocho Cinco 2008.

"There are some similarities," conceded Bengals linebacker Dhani Jones, who played for the Philadelphia Eagles three years ago when Owens became the NFL's disgruntled employee of the century. "Do I think Chad is capable of doing some of the things that T.O. does? I don't know. But if you were looking at his track record, you'd have to say yes. That's something Marvin (Lewis) and them will have to consider, because if it reaches that point, it's serious."

Johnson's unhappiness with the Bengals, which he began voicing in earnest before the Super Bowl, has already reached the semi-serious stage. That was clear on Wednesday when Johnson, appearing on FSN's "Best Damn Sports Show Period," openly campaigned for a trade to the Cowboys.

"If I end up in Dallas, I would just look at which finger I'm gonna put it on," Johnson said, presumably referring to a Super Bowl ring. "That's it. Ain't no ifs, ands or buts about it."

As to the prospect of playing with the equally tempestuous Owens, Johnson said, "That'd be a circus."

Do you think?

And do you think it's merely a coincidence that both receivers employ the same ringmaster, agent Drew Rosenhaus?

Next question.

After all, though Owens made an utter mess of his short-lived status in Philly as a valiant Super Bowl near-hero – ultimately agitating his way into a pair of suspensions that cost him more than half a season – his (and his agent's) strategy did ultimately pay off: T.O. was eventually released and signed with Dallas. He got the fat contract he sought and a chance to shine for a team that looks like it will contend for championships until he retires.

Though neither Rosenhaus nor Johnson returned phone calls seeking comment, it seems patently clear that Ocho Cinco is operating from the same playbook.

While making the interview rounds in Phoenix before Super Bowl XLII, Johnson hinted to anyone who'd listen that he'd prefer to wear a new jersey in '08. To Charlotte's WFNZ-AM, Johnson answered "definitely" when asked if he'd like to play for the Carolina Panthers, who employ Johnson's former Santa Monica College teammate, All-Pro Steve Smith. On Jim Rome's national radio show, Johnson alluded to his desire to be traded.

And on and on it went.

Lewis, Cincinnati's embattled coach in the wake of the team's disappointing '07 season, declined to comment Thursday on Johnson's latest expression of discontent. But last month Lewis firmly stated that Johnson, who is under contract through 2011, will remain property of the Bengals.

"They can stop the presses, quit killing trees and move on to other things," Lewis told the team's website. "There is, at no point, anyone in the Bengals organization who has ever uttered anything about trading Chad Johnson. Nor will he be traded."

If the Bengals hold firm, Johnson's options will be to a) shut up and play or b) become an even bigger disruption. Which do you think he's more likely to choose?

If you guessed the latter, get ready for the Cincinnati version of the Summer of T.O. Can crunches on the front lawn, snubbing the offensive coordinator's salutation or publicly ripping the starting quarterback be far behind?

"It becomes distracting to a certain extent, though it certainly doesn't bother me," Jones said of Johnson's posturing. "Is it out of the norm for Chad to speak up for what he wants? People have known Chad's a guy who likes to talk and dance in the end zone and do what he wants to do. People have seen him wear the Hall of Fame jacket and do the can-can and propose to a cheerleader in the end zone, so is it that surprising he'd make a fuss?

"With some teams it works, with others it doesn't. And players react differently when they want more money or to go somewhere else. Some plod through their job and move on. Other people make a movie about it. It's almost Hollywood. And it makes for an entertaining offseason."

I know Palmer pretty well, and I strongly suspect that the ultra-competitive quarterback is not especially entertained by Johnson's approach, even if he won't say so.

When I asked the quarterback about Houshmandzadeh's expected absence from the voluntary workouts, Palmer said, "I'm not worried about T.J. at all. He's got his own trainer in L.A. who works him very hard – I worked out with him a couple of times over the offseason, and I'll fly back a couple of more times and get a few sessions in.

"We've been together five years now. Our timing and rhythm is pretty good. I know he busts his butt every day. He does pilates and yoga and doesn't party. He'll show up for every OTA (offseason training activity) and workout and be good to go."

And Johnson?

"No comment," Palmer said.

As a certain purple-tie wearing agent might say, Next question.


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Jason Taylor is off in L.A. doing the foxtrot with a Polish vixen, while Bill Parcells sits atop his throne in South Florida, sweating his best player's return. This is how we see a Parcells trip west playing out – to the tune of Bruce Springsteen's "Rosalita (Come Out Tonight)."

Spread out now JT, Tuna come cut loose Edyta's reins
You know playin' Fred Astaire is a little baby's game
You pick up Little Swim Move, I'm gonna pick up Little Blitz
And together we're gonna go out and groove and give that passer fits
You don't have to call me VP of Football Operations and I don't want to be your coach
I ain't flagging you for unsportsmanlike conduct but I do mean to encroach
JT that's my approach

John Beck's in the weight room tryin' to get yoked
Channing Crowder's standing in the shower coming up with London jokes
Ricky's at the ashram searchin' for his inner light
And Joey Porter's all over a Vegas casino tryin' not to start a fight
He and his boys won't be overjoyed cause a new sheriff's in town
I ain't here for business
And I sure ain't here to clown
So JT are you down?

Jason Taylor jump a little lighter
Football player come sit by my fire
I just want to be your partner, no lie
Jason Taylor you're my kind of guy

Zach the Backer and Weak Knees Ronnie, you know they won't be there
Ah, Crazy Cam and Ted Ginn's fam, they'll be comin' up nowhere
We're gonna ballroom dance, wear tight pants, call O.J. Brigance
Do the can-can, you're gonna shine like Dan
So JT come out tonight, Jason come out tonight
Pink tutus are for sissies, tuxedos are for proms
Blue vests are for Metros, real men strap it on
So come on, Jason, let's run for the pylon

Jason Taylor jump a little lighter
Football player come sit by my fire
I just want to be your partner, no lie
Jason Taylor you're my kind of guy

Now I know Katina she don't like me 'cause I sent her big brother away
And I know your agent he don't dig me 'cause I wouldn't make a bad trade
Gary made his play, he brought you to L.A.
I'm comin' to save the day
I'm comin' to liberate you, confiscate you, back to the MIA
Someday we'll look back on this and it will be hush-hush
But now Carrie Ann's your biggest fan
And Sparano says he knows that we don't have a pass rush (and Sparano says he knows that we don't have a pass rush, hey)
Well Jason this is your last shot to show the new coach what you've got
Because Chris Long, baby, is gonna come take your spot

Then I bit my tongue cause the kid is young – please, JT, have mercy
Cause you remind me of old LT out there in the swamps of Jersey
He'd go out all night then make it right by mauling quarterbacks
So come late July you'll still be my guy, I just have to have your sacks
I know a pretty little place in Southern California down West Hollywood way
There's a little café where they rumba all night and all day
You can hear them in the back room steppin'
So hold tight Jason 'cause Tuna's representin'

Jason Taylor jump a little lighter
Football player come sit by my fire
I just want to be your partner, no lie
Jason Taylor you're my kind of guy
Ya ya ya ya

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey HEY!!!

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