I get two types of email in my column inbox. Email category 1: Your Big Board stinks. I enjoy these letters. The Big Board is intended to be a legitimate draft guide and value-meter. But it's also a format that cries for debate. Do you take Luongo or Brodeur? Lidstrom's steady hand or Whitney's upside? Allow me one request though: If you're going to point out an oversight, suggest someone to drop off the list. Remember that 50 players represents only about 4 ½ rounds in a standard Yahoo! league. A lot of quality players are drafted late in the fourth round and on.
Email category 2: When is Yahoo! going to update position eligibility? There's no easy answer here, but I wanted to address since it's the category 2 mail that makes me want to throw my laptop off the Santa Monica Pier. Honestly I think I'd rather hear "I'm Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC" than "You've got mail." The short answer is: We're working on it. You should see some changes coming in the next week or two, and going forward we're getting a system in place that will allow us to stay on top of long-term position changes. I can't address individual player cases right now, as the assigning of positions is still not 100 percent under our control, but rest assured better times are ahead. Here's a quick weekend update.
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Things to do Monday: Consider taking a flyer on deep sleeper Brett Sterling. He scored his first NHL goal Saturday, but it was developments at practice Monday that merit attention. According to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, interim coach Don Waddell is breaking up Slava Kozlov and Marian Hossa. At first blush this is bad news for Kozlov owners. He'll slip to the third line. Meanwhile, Hossa teams with Sterling and Bryan Little on what used to be known as Atlanta's kid line. Sterling was a 55-goal scorer in the AHL a year ago. Little is also a talent but, at a position as deep as center, he deserves attention in only the deepest of leagues. The restructured lines should debut Tuesday. Keys to watch are Sterling's ice time and Atlanta's power-play configurations.
Forget what I said about: Torrey Mitchell. I warned that coach Ron Wilson was probably just sending Jonathan Cheechoo a message when he banished him from Joe Thornton's line. Sure enough, Cheechoo was cozying up with Thornton for a faceoff just three or so shifts into the game. Interestingly enough, however, the San Jose Mercury News is reporting that San Jose's top line consisted of Milan Michalek, Thornton and Jeremy Roenick at practice Sunday. Worth watching, as Wilson may be trying to fast-track Roenick's quest for 500 goals.
One-timers: The Washington Post says Caps coach Glen Hanlon is expecting to have Alexander Semin back in the lineup Wednesday. … Rookie defenseman Jack Johnson scored his first NHL goal Friday and led all Kings skaters with 25 minutes of ice time.
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Chris Campoli, D, NYI – Four assists Thursday and an assist on the game-winning goal in overtime Saturday. Not a bad weekend. Coach Ted Nolan might not be the easiest guy in the NHL to play for, but when it comes to his defenseman, his doghouse appears to have a one in, one out policy. For now the guy in trouble is Marc-Andre Bergeron, though even he may have a temporary reprieve (see below). Campoli has a lot of talent and appeared on the verge of a breakthrough last year before injuries intervened. Owned in only 12 percent of Yahoo! leagues, he'll probably outperform your No. 4 rear-guard the rest of the way.
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Michael Peca, C, Cls – Desperate for a No. 1 center, the Blue Jackets auditioned Peca alongside Rick Nash and Nikolai Zherdev. He picked up two points in his debut on that line, but was held off the scoresheet in Sunday's loss.
Marc-Andre Bergeron, D, NYI – Darn near waiver wire material last week, Bergeron has new life now that Bryan Berard is day-to-day with a groin strain. Activate him again if you have him.
Peter Mueller, C, Pho – From the press box to a point streak, the kid has responded well to being a healthy scratch last week. The point streak is modest (2 games), but the kid has a ton of talent on a team desperate for scoring punch.
Chris Clark, RW, Was – The Washington Post is reporting that Clark is back on Alexander Ovechkin's opposite wing, with Viktor Kozlov the center. Clark has 60-point, 100-PIM upside with a downside of … well, look at his current stats.
Randy Jones, D, Phi – His four-game point streak was halted Saturday, but Jones still ranks sixth in the NHL in defenseman scoring.
John Madden, C, NJ – As with all New Jersey players, you have to realize that his production comes in the midst of a nine-game road grind. Not that Madden is struggling. In fact, he's off to a great start (6 points in 8 games) and is seeing time on the power play for the first time in recent memory.
Patrick Sharp, RW, Chi – With three points on the power play, Sharp is already halfway to establishing a new career high. The Blackhawks will continue to count on him for scoring while Martin Havlat is out of the lineup.
Niklas Hagman, LW, Dal – He's doing what 15-goal scorers do after opening with five goals in five games – he's not scoring for a while.
Ladislav Nagy, LW, LA – You never want to overreact to a slow start, but it's safe to call Nagy a bust in Los Angeles and pursue other options.
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Last week's leader plummets all the way to 8th place. That's how things go this early in the season. The top spot stays under the control of the Fantasy Hockey Caf, however, as FHC – Ryan takes over. In a "only in the new NHL" statistical oddity, Ryan finishes the week with no goalie wins, but one shutout, courtesy of a Henrik Lundqvist shootout loss.