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First messages to send on Tinder if you want to be forever alone

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Dating apps can be terrible if you like to consider yourself a human with feelings.

So when a match initiates a chat in an offensive or bizarre way, dating apps start to disgustingly descend beyond their intrinsic level of horribleness.

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Here is a collection of particularly awful first messages that sorely mistaken people thought would help them find true love (or at least love for one night).

#Brexit #Sexit

A photo posted by Unspirational (@tindernightmares) on Jun 29, 2016 at 6:10pm PDT

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Hot pockets?

A photo posted by Unspirational (@tindernightmares) on Apr 22, 2016 at 4:09pm PDT

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"not a penis boner"

A photo posted by Unspirational (@tindernightmares) on Jul 9, 2016 at 3:44pm PDT

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#chad

A photo posted by Unspirational (@tindernightmares) on May 31, 2016 at 12:41pm PDT

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honesty

A photo posted by Unspirational (@tindernightmares) on Jun 15, 2016 at 10:32am PDT

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