The Big Rotowski: Week 10 Ranks

Christopher Harris
Yahoo! Sports

The Big Rotowski: Week 10 Ranks

As I mentioned last week, I'm on the road, confabbing with the Yahoo! Sports muckety-mucks. (The mucketiest are looking over my shoulder, watching me type this as I speak; seriously, guys, I'm not looking at photos of Evangeline Lilly during the current presentation; and yes, I'm genuinely enjoying my MGM-Grand-brand bottled water.) Thus you'll get far less of the incredible wit and textual insight you might otherwise expect. But it's like Eugene O'Neill always said:

"Too bad, dude. I'm gambling."

I'll be back next week with the full accompaniment of wisdom. I simply didn't want to leave you without the weekly ranks that you've come to rely on. (And by "rely on," I mean: "mock with a certitude typically reserved for church and quantum physics.")

(Side note: It's not too late. If we round up a posse now, and head out to L.A. where, presumably, John Cougar Mellencamp is sunning himself using ground-up hundred-dollar bills mixed with zinc oxide to protect his nose against sunburn, we can end the "This Is Our Country" madness once and for all. You grab the torches; I'll pack a lunch.)

As always, you can check back Friday for updates in my weekly rankings, as well as ratings from the other Yahoo! Sports Fantasy experts.

Quarterbacks


Running Backs


Wide Receivers


Tight Ends

Rank

Name

Opponent

Week 9 Rating

1

Marques Colston

@ PIT

1

2

Antonio Gates

@ CIN

2

3

Alge Crumpler

CLE

3

4

L.J. Smith

WAS

bye

5

Todd Heap

@ TEN

4

6

Tony Gonzalez

@ MIA

7

7

Kellen Winslow

@ ATL

5

8

Jason Witten

@ ARI

10

9

Jeremy Shockey

CHI

6

10

Desmond Clark

@ NYG

8

11

Ben Watson

NYJ

9

12

Chris Cooley

@ PHI

12

13

Dallas Clark

BUF

11

14

Randy McMichael

KC

14

15

Heath Miller

NO

16

16

Jerramy Stevens

STL

13

17

Alex Smith

@ CAR

17

18

Vernon Davis

@ DET

NR

19

Owen Daniels

@ JAC

15

20

David Martin

@ MIN

24

21

George Wrighster

HOU

27

22

Bo Scaife

BAL

18

23

Kris Wilson

@ MIA

26

24

Bryan Fletcher

BUF

25

25

Chris Baker

@ NE

bye

26

Jermaine Wiggins

GB

20

27

Joe Klopfenstein

@ SEA

23

28

Courtney Anderson

DEN

22

29

Ben Troupe

BAL

19

30

Bubba Franks

@ MIN

NR

31

Leonard Pope

DAL

bye

32

Kris Mangum

TB

bye


Kickers


Defenses

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