After finishing the 2013-14 Serie A campaign with a record-breaking 102 points, Juventus had every reason to celebrate during their open-top bus celebration through the streets of Turin on Sunday.
One man who was completely engaged in the spirit of the occasion was Andrea Pirlo, who appeared to have imbibed a few too many Peronis during the festivities.
Normally, when a man with a huge beard and a baseball cap starts throwing beer from the top of a bus it's an angry hobo, but this time it just happened to be one of the world's greatest midfielders.
As the afternoon wore into evening, the 35-year-old was spotted taking a breather in one of the seats.
He may have been contemplating the beautiful free kick he scored earlier that day, he may have been texting Alessandro Nesta about their next PlayStation session, or he may have just been "tired and emotional."
It's not clear how a man from a family of winemakers — and with facial hair so lush and dense it could make a lumberjack feel like a little girly man —could succumb to inebriation, but Pirlo certainly wasn't on the sauce when he pulled of this outrageous piece of skill for one of The Old Lady's automotive sponsors:
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