No. 3 Texas 38, Baylor 6: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

You channel the pompous commissioner's remarks, you “Embrace the hate,” and you constantly remind yourself that every opponent spent their entire offseason dreaming of getting the eternal “scoreboard” on you the way the Horns did to the Aggies (though none have a 66-percent win percentage like the Horns hold over Little Brother). When they beat the Baylor Bears 38-6 on Saturday in Waco, you heard many Longhorns, including quarterback Quinn Ewers, remark that they are 1-0. Like Lauren Boebert in a dark theatre, senior linebacker Jaylan Ford continues to get his hands on balls. With a quick-change defense after a muffed punt that found Texas defending in the red zone, Ford got his second interception in four games.