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Twenty readymade plays on the surname of Michigan's new star quarterback, provided as a free service to the headline writers of America.

"A Forcier to Be Reckoned With."

"May the Forcier Be With You." (Alternates: "Use the Forcier," "A Jedi's strength flows from the Forcier," etc.)

"Air Forcier." (Alternates: "Air Forcier One" or "Air Forcier Five")

"Brute Forcier."

"Democracy by Forcier."

"Forcier-ing the Issue."

"G-Forcier." (Alternate: "Centrifugal Forcier.")

"Forcier = d/dt (mv)"

"A Forcier of One."

"Taken By Forcier."

"Electromagnetic Forcier."

"Tactical Strike Forcier."

"Use Forcier only as a last resort."

"Charged with excessive Forcier."

"Hit with the Forcier of ten nuclear bombs."

"The driving Forcier." (Alternates: "The moving Forcier," "The creative Forcier behind ..." etc.)

"Forcier is the vital principle."

"Between two groups of people who want to make inconsistent kinds of worlds, I see no remedy but Forcier."

"A Forcier for change."

"The irresistible Forcier."

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