November 16, 2008
For unfortunate viewers who weren't watching the third quarter of Ohio State's win over Illinois, the following is not a precise account of 235-pound Chris Wells' spectacular hurdle of Illini safety Donsay Hardeman as it was actually broadcast by humans with very limited powers of description. Artistically, however, it is a truer recreation than mere journalism could ever provide:
All that's missing are the bullets he avoided in mid-flight, while sharing a humorous anecdote with Terrelle Pryor via telepathy. But the essence remains.