September 19, 2011
I bet trying to "set the Guinness World Record for Gatorade drinking" at halftime doesn't seem like such a great idea now, does it, Hamed Haddadi(notes)? No. No, it doesn't. Neither does that mustache, but we'll take care of one thing at a time, I suppose. Hit the locker room, please. Right away.
Best caption wins thoughts of endless, arid, cactus-filled deserts, with no flowing water anywhere. Good luck.
In our last adventure: We took a closer look at David Stern. Like, suuuuuper close. Right up in his grill.
Winner, FunmiT: "So we didn't respond and Billy Hunter looked just like this! Then we all laughed and walked out."
Runner-up, STARDESTROYER: It's 10 o'clock. Do you know where your deodorant is?
Second runner-up, IndeedProceed: Reporter: "Mr. Stern, what do you have to say about the recent irrefutable proof that the NBA's teams are not only profitable, but are actually obscenely so?"
Voice-over Announcer: "Need a break?"