November 22, 2011
I'm really glad you're enjoying your birthday party at the Chateau Nightclub & Gardens at the Paris Las Vegas, Marcus Banks(notes). It looks like a very fun time, and I'm happy to see that you are making the most of it. Everything about this looks great. I don't know what it is you are about to lick, but I bet licking it is probably fine, since the round top matches your sleeveless hoodie and the shiny bottom matches your big diamond bracelet/watch. All coordinated everything.
Also, I like that you are apparently supporting Movember. Don't beat yourself up; you still have a few days left to turn that tiny thin line of a mustache into something that is more of a real thing. You're not "licked" yet!
In conclusion: Great everything, Marcus Banks. Happy birthday!
Best caption wins Ring Pops, my licking object of choice (wait). Good luck.
Winner, ©: "Oh, dear God, I don't want to be on offense!"
Runner-up, Nippopotamus: Hasheem soon found out that he was no match for the ultimate defensive move: The Purple Nurple.
Second runner-up, Kd: Thumb-sucking is a very real, very serious addiction. After years of therapy, Hasheem Thabeet can still barely control the urge, even mid-game.
A Special Commendation in Ruling, Rise of the Tryptophantasm Division, goes to Mr. Jones, who gobbled: Congratulations, Hasheem, you've passed through the brutal assaults while still hanging on to your merchandise. You are ready for the Black Friday sale at Wal-Mart.