November 07, 2011
You're stuck watching the University of Arizona's football team struggle its way to its seventh loss of the season, and because you are a famous recent export of the Wildcats' basketball program, you can't just skip out or blatantly ignore all the kicking-game shenanigans -- it would be poor form. But you really want to listen to that Huey Lewis playlist that your boy just shared with you on Spotify and just vibe out for a minute. How can you News it up without garnering suspicion that you're being untrue to your school?
The equation is simple, really. Discarded T-shirt over head + borrowed earbud + leftover wet nap from barbecue lunch + smartphone + confident look = "Stuck With You" listening in a heartbeat. It's not flashy, but all the same: Achievement unlocked.
Kudos to you, Derrick Williams(notes). Fans of the Minnesota Timberwolves will surely appreciate your flair for problem-solving, should they ever get the opportunity to see you play an NBA basketball game.
Runner-up, Magic32: "What's the deal with this lockout? I mean, who lost the key? Is there a locksmith that we can call to get us back in the gym? I want to know. And how 'bout this airline food, huh?"
Second runner-up, Jones6: Winners: You'll know them you see them.