July 14, 2008
Because top ten lists are so bourgeois ...
6. Louis Williams, 2007. Plays like watching Miss Universe on a 13-inch black-and-white television.
5. Tony Allen, 2006. Plays exactly like a summer league dunk.
4. Telfair to Green, 2006. Plays like an Eddie Murphy-like comedy starring a washed-up Shia LaBeouf.
2. Pop Mensah-Bonsu, 2006 (Note: Pop goes pop at the 1:46 mark). Plays like the Gorillaz track Feel Good Inc..
1. Gerald Green, 2006. Plays like swallowing an "advanced" multi-vitamin made of nothing but celery.