My wife had three of her wisdom teeth pulled last month, and all she could talk about on the ride home was the type of Jello she wanted me to buy for her. When I had mine pulled 13 years ago, all I could talk about while under the influence was my love for the Afghan Whigs, and this red-headed girl that lived in our dorm.
Sounds reasonable enough. Thanks to Marshall's brother for the heads-up.
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