July 14, 2010
No matter how much he liked dancing in the streets of Toronto, now that his trade to the Phoenix Suns is really going to happen, Hedo Turkoglu(notes) seems to be pretty happy to leave the Raptors. So happy, in fact, that he's dancing his way from Ontario to Phoenix.
Sure, you might think "Hedo Turkoglu" is really Tas Melas of The Basketball Jones but do you really believe that an NBA podcaster would have such well-defined triceps? Doubtful.
Turkoglu just needs to make sure he stays hydrated now that he's in Arizona. Sure, it's a dry heat, but when you're dancing that intensely it's pretty easy to pull a muscle. Trust me.