In a shocking turn of events Wednesday morning, the Los Angeles Clippers announced that they will pass on drafting Oklahoma's Blake Griffin and instead select Jared Fogle, the All-American Subway spokesman, with the No. 1 pick tomorrow night. Apparently, Clippers head coach Mike Dunleavy loves Fogle's range, as well as his sweet onion chicken teriyaki hook-ups. Zach Randolph(notes) is on cloud nine.
(via You Been Blinded)