UPDATE: The LeBron Dunk video has been posted. To the surprise of no one, it is hilariously lame.
TMZ says it plans to release a cell phone video of Xavier's Jordan Crawford dunking on LeBron James at the LeBron James(notes) Skills Academy in Akron, as the gossip site strives to make itself more relevant to Washington Wizards and Lakers fans. The video is set to be released at 6:45 p.m. ET.
I won't stop from you from popping the popcorn and champagne, though, as The Baseline warns, if the pixelated screen grab is any indication, "it'll be something like watching an Atari game from about 100 yards away."
Prepare to be utterly disappointed, sweet world.