June 10, 2008
Sean, of Washington, DC, e-mailed SI's Hot Clicks this morning with a Finals blonde-bombshell bombshell. Current Lakers girl, Whitney, was once a — pause for dramatic effect, please don't look down — Celtics dancer!
/drops phone, screams
See, now this 2-0 Celtics' lead all makes sense. Whitney is The Mole! I mean, for crying out loud, she even listed A Million Little Pieces as her favorite book. Yeah, a fake memoir! We really should've seen this coming ...