July 27, 2009
Trey Kerby of The Blowtorch searches high and low across the Internet for NBA-related goods you never knew you needed. You know, phenomenal swag. Email Ball Don't Lie any relevant products you find here.
Has your ex stopped calling you and answering your calls? Have you recently been stymied trying to win back their affections, when it's clear they don't want you? Feel like staying up all night, trying to make them remember you, only to have it come off as desperate? Get a hold of yourself, man! Maybe you should give these Stephon Marbury Valentine's Day cards a shot.
These shiny, foil mementos depicting our hero with his mouth (not surprisingly) open can be had for just $8.99 if you act fast. And really, you don't want to miss out. It's not every day that you come across a product that conveys both love and a complete and total losing of one's grip on reality. Who could resist such an advance, even if they are shipped in a box?
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