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Ever since Shoals shed light on the absurdity of Dwight Howard's(notes) partnership with Ed Hardy I've been wanting to get my hands on some of these shirts. Finally, they're available.

And they're running a great promotion. If I buy three of these stunningly gorgeous shirts, I get a free hat. Score! Paying $300 for three T-shirts covered in skulls, daggers, and skulls with daggers is totally worth it if you're going to throw in a cap that I don't even get to pick. I hope it's a trucker hat, and it better have a skull or dagger on it. Hopefully both.

The only part I'm going to have trouble with is deciding which three shirts to pick. Can you blame me? While I'm partial to the skull with a mushroom cloud exploding out of it, but I'm not sure I can pass up the angry bulldog wearing a crown. It's probably wisest to just get all eight of these Dwight Howard tees. Just to be safe.

I can imagine the look on people's faces when they see these. First of all, they're going to love them, obviously. But then they're going to try to figure out what these have to do with Dwight Howard. With Los Angeles written all over them, I can't really explain it either. But I know how excited Dwight is about them, so they must be legit.

If you want one of these, you better hurry because I'm going to buy out the whole stock.

BDL Rating: One (out of five) Muggsy Bogues, but only because the scale is from one to five.

(h/t Stephen)

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