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Trey Kerby of The Blowtorch searches high and low across the Internets for NBA-related goods you never knew you needed. You know, phenomenal swag. E-mail Ball Don't Lie any relevant products you find here.

Yesterday, Skeets briefly mentioned how Randy Brown was forced to auction his three Chicago Bulls championship rings to combat bankruptcy. Today, in related news, Qyntel Woods is trying to trade you his custom Blazer-themed glass pipes for some sweet playoff tickets, dude.

Now this might not actually be Qyntel. But if it's not, it's probably Damon Stoudamire. Or maybe Rasheed Wallace is itching to see some actual basketball. Then again, it could be Zach Randolph. Oh, wait. It might be Bonzi Wells. Or is he still playing in China? How about Isaiah Rider?

Geez. It could be quite a few ex-Blazers. (Hehehehe, Blazers, maaaaan.) Of course, this is in Portland. There are probably 500,000 people who could make you this offer. Stay in school kids!

Thanks, and a large bag of Doritos, to NBA Noise for the tip.

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