November 24, 2009
Trey Kerby of The Blowtorch searches high and low across the Internet for NBA-related goods you never knew you needed. You know, phenomenal swag. Email Ball Don't Lie any relevant products you find here.
Darryl Smits: "Hey, let's design a Phoenix Suns shirt."
Rick Dagilio: "Really? That seems kind of two years ago. Maybe even four."
DS: "No, it's cool. I've got a really good idea."
RD: "Alright, hit me."
DS: "Phoenix Guns. Boom! 30 bucks."
RD: "Phoenix Guns?"
DS: "Yeah. Boom!"
RD: "That's your really good idea?"
RD: "You're joking right? Because that's not really a good idea. It kind of sends the wrong message, and it's kind of dumb on top of that."
DS: "But 'guns' rhymes with 'suns.'"
RD: "I guess you're right."
Ball Don't Lie's Swag Rating: One (out of five) Muggsy Bogues ...