Approximately 2000 fans high on life, Derek Fisher(notes) three-pointers, and almost certainly, drugs and alcohol hit the streets of East Los Angeles on Thursday night to celebrate the Lakers' big Game 4 win over the Orlando Magic. Yes, apparently even dimwitted rioters understand the importance of "stretching" before burning cop cars and looting small businesses. Safety first, kids!
Thankfully, the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department reports there were no arrests or injuries. Yet.