September 09, 2009
A staunch, levelheaded warrior, Tygray Allen is known as the ThunderCat architect and scientist. He is the one Lion-O often turns to as second-in-command and for counsel. He is gifted with "mind-power" — the ability to create life-like illusions in other people's minds — and he uses a whip-like bolas in combat. He also has a mean jumper. Confused? Click here. Then caption this LOLCeltic kitty, friends.
After the jump, Butler's giant friend.
Caron: "Yes, for the last time I understand the irony in that I drew the short straw and ended up with Gheorghe. But listen man, there ain't no irony in the physical challenge, and there ain't no irony in the obstacle course. Tuff Juice and the Ridiculous Romanian are taking the Celebrity Double Dare belt. Believe that."
Co-runner-up, Mark M.:
Gheorghe: "China is great. Everyone here thinks that I am related to Yao Ming(notes), I feel like a king, I love China"
Caron: "That's because you are 7-foot-7 and introducing yourself as Gheorghe Ming"
Gheorghe: "Yeah well, you are 6-foot-7 and introducing yourself as Caron Bryant"
"Shaq got a panda; I got a Gheorghe."