September 08, 2009
Wiz forward Caron Butler(notes) and former Bullets player Gheorghe Muresan react to a question at a press conference in Beijing on Tuesday. Thirty years after becoming the first NBA team to visit China, the Wizards are on a 10-day, five-city commemorative return to the Far East. Best caption/imaginary conversation wins a XXXXXXL polo shirt.
After the jump, LeBron is stuck.
Co-runner-up, Brad K:
Guy in linen suit: "I don't care who you are, get your hands out of my sheet cake!"