Ball Don't Lie - NBA

Carmelo Anthony believes in ghosts, UFOs, David Blaine and the Nuggets defense. But Kenyon Martin's absurd neck tattoo? No way, man — has to be fake. Best caption/imaginary conversation wins a Miss Piggy teapot. Best of luck, gentlemen.

After the jump, Larry Hughes is cold.

Winner, chaoz_golum:

Vinny: Larry, what do you mean you can't play today? What injury is it this time?
Larry: Maternity leave.

Runner-up, Ty:
Straight to DVD ... Blue Streak II!

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