April 24, 2008
"Mike Bibby #10 of the Atlanta Hawks tries to shoot a free throw as the Boston fans try to distract him." Oh, Getty Images, your waterdowned bylines make me chuckle. Anyone out there think they can do better? Best heckle/caption wins a box of sticks and stones. Try to keep 'em semi-clean.
After the jump, Sam Mitchell screams sweet-nothings to Calderon.
Runner-up, Phantom Balls of Earl:
Mitchell: I'm slipping a switchblade into your shorts. Sharper than my sideburn. You know what to do.
Calderon: Viva El Smitch!
Second runner-up, Kevin V:
Mitchell: LOUD NOISES!!!