... blah blah blah. I expect something a lot more original from you folks regarding this photo of Kobe Bryant blocking Chauncey Billups' sweaty vision. So don't let me down, OK? Best caption/imaginary conversation wins a Coke. Maybe two. Good luck.
After the jump, Kenyon Martin wants everyone to just chill out for a second.
Close your eyes for a minute. Now picture yourself owning a timeshare in Chula Vista.
I'm only telling you this because I like you — I've got the immunity idol. I say let's vote that freak'n Birdman off the team and you can join OUR crew!