Not up on three-cups? Hahaha, of course you're not; only really cool guys like me and James Harden are up on it. Three-cups is when you and your best friends all get together at three-time, put the three-kettle on, then fill your three-cups with some nice, hot three and take a drink after "plunging the three-bag" (hitting a long-range jumper).
Very strong next-level three strat, James Harden. Bringing in Alex Blagg to consult on your celebranding has really paid off.
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Runner-up, Comment: Reptile wins. Flawless victory.
Second runner-up, My Name is Jason: Deng: "Taj, no amount of awesome dunks will turn you into a Pez dispenser."