May 25, 2011
You're going to have to speak up, haters. Chris Bosh(notes) can't hear you right now. I guess he's got too much averaging-24-points-and-seven-rebounds-per-game-while-shooting-62.5-percent-from-the-field-in-the-Eastern-Conference-finals in his ears.
Kinda gross, Chris. You should really invest in some Q-Tips. Maybe that'll help you hear all that stuff about you being soft and a weak link, which does seem to have grown much more muted over the past week or two. Funny how that works out, ain't it?
Runner-up, Russell S: Nate Robinson shows his frustration after finding out that the national media have replaced his nickname "Krypto-Nate" with "Subordi-Nate."
Second runner-up, Brandon Meyer: Robinson has been using his bench time productively, going for the world record in the Invisible Clean-and-Jerk.